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This is the &#8220;Radio&#8221; version of the play recently presented in Paxlair by the NBTT. We are indeed versatile!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">The New Britannia Theater Troupe Presents<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: 18pt\">\u201cAurum Berries\u201d<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Written by Womby<br \/>\nAdapted for radio and produced by Asclepius<br \/>\nMusical Director and Director of Public Relations:<br \/>\nAmber Raine<br \/>\nStage Manager and Technical Consultant:<br \/>\nSir Stile Teckel<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Voice Cast<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Doctor Shroud as the Mayor<br \/>\nSharm as Christine<br \/>\nLady Adnor as Sharon<br \/>\nSolstar as Derek<br \/>\nLord Baldrith as Ben<br \/>\nStaticGrazer as the bartender<br \/>\nAsclepius as the Traveller<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">And<br \/>\nCordelayne Valkaris as the narrator<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The incessantly bickering residents of Greystone had one thing on which they could all agree. They were in trouble. Serious trouble. Finding the situation becoming more dire by the day, the mayor called a town meeting. When the small population had assembled, the mayor stood up, puffed out his chest, and commenced.<br \/>\n\u201cThank you for coming everyone. As you know our situation is desperate. This past winter has been the coldest and most severe in living memory. Caravans are often unable to traverse the snowy passes, and those that do get through are as often as not waylaid by bandits. The crops have failed again and we have no other source of income.\u201d<br \/>\nDerek, a local farmworker, looked up and muttered \u201cI suspect we\u2019re all doomed!\u201d<br \/>\nChristine, the lively, vivacious manager of the general store, glared at him and said \u201cShut up Derek. Try being positive for once in your life!\u201d<br \/>\nDerek just made a face at Christine and replied \u201cYou\u2019re right. I\u2019m positive we\u2019re all doomed!\u201d<br \/>\nWaving at them both to be silent, the mayor said \u201cQuiet down you two. I\u2019m opening the floor to suggestions. How can we make money to see us through this bad patch?\u201d<br \/>\nSharon, the voluptuous barmaid, waved her hand in the air. \u201cThe tavern attracts a steady stream of thirsty travellers. Most like to pop in for a quick ale. Maybe we could sell stuff to them?\u201d<br \/>\nDerek, in a flat monotone, replied \u201cThat\u2019s great Sharon, only we have nothing to sell. If we had any assets we wouldn\u2019t be in this mess. Besides, nobody wants to buy stuff they then have to lug around on their journey. We need to get travellers to willingly part with lots of money for something they can easily carry.\u201d<br \/>\nRefusing to be put off, Christine continued \u201cThat\u2019s true, but what if we sold them, say, a treasure map for a large sum? All we have to do is convince them that it\u2019s genuine.\u201d<br \/>\nWith a scornful laugh Derek retorted \u201cAre you kidding Christine? No one\u2019s going to fall for the old Fake Treasure Map scam!\u201d<br \/>\nBen, who was generally accepted as the oldest and wisest in the village, had been listening to this exchange. He nodded, rubbed his chin and said \u201cHmm. Obviously a simple treasure map isn\u2019t going to work, but I think I have an idea. One that requires the whole village to work together.\u201d<br \/>\nOn hearing this, the mayor brightened considerably. \u201cExcellent!\u201d he said. \u201cI propose we discuss<br \/>\nit further at the tavern this evening. I know I could use a drink or two&#8230;\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Later that evening, most of the villagers were seated at tables in the tavern. A buzz of conversation was suddenly interrupted when the door swung open and a traveller walked in. He headed straight for the bar and sat down with a flourish.<br \/>\n\u201cWelcome traveller, what\u2019ll it be?\u201d enquired the bartender. \u201cWe have the finest ale south of Owl\u2019s Head. Or, if you prefer, for a little extra I can offer our own special mead we make to a local recipe.\u201d<br \/>\nWith an expansive smile the traveller replied \u201cI\u2019ll have the mead, thanks. I\u2019m in a spending mood. I fetched a lot more than I expected from selling some crystals I found in a cave, and I feel like celebrating.\u201d<br \/>\nThe traveller paid for the mead, leaving a generous tip, and headed for the one remaining empty table. While his back was turned the barman gave a barely perceptible wink in the direction of the rear door. Within a minute there was the sound of something heavy being dragged, and Ben appeared, out of breath and panting heavily.<br \/>\n\u201cI found it! I found it!!\u201d he cried.<br \/>\nThe bartender raised a quizzical eyebrow and replied \u201cCalm down Ben, what did you find?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cThe legendary aurum plant! We all thought it was extinct, but I found some growing in a spider infested cave!\u201d<br \/>\nThe barman\u2019s jaw dropped. \u201cYou went into a spider infested cave? I knew you were reckless, Ben, but what on earth possessed you to do that?\u201d<br \/>\nBen was almost incoherent with excitement \u201cI went in to rescue my dog. Anyhow, I managed to kill all the spiders, but when I went to grab Digger I found he had turned into solid gold! Then I noticed the aurum berries, some of which he had obviously eaten. Stupid dog eats everything!\u201d<br \/>\nAt this the barman\u2019s eyebrows almost reached his hairline. \u201cYou are the most sober, reliable person I know, Ben. But that story is hard to swallow. Do you have any proof?\u201d<br \/>\nBen immediately reached into the sack he had been dragging and retrieved a golden dog, placing it on the bar. \u201cOf course \u2013 look at this!\u201d<br \/>\nThe barman looked as if he was going to faint. \u201cGreat Obsidian torments! That\u2019s Digger all right. I\u2019d recognise that dopey expression anywhere. Wow. So, what are you going to do with the berries?\u201d<br \/>\nStunned back to reality, Ben said \u201cHmm. That\u2019s a good question.\u201d<br \/>\nChristine, ever watchful for a good opportunity, called out \u201cPretty much the whole village is here right now, so how about you auction them?\u201d<br \/>\nBen shook his head for a moment as if absorbing this idea, and said \u201cGreat idea, Christine. What am I offered for the remaining 27 aurum berries? Minimum bid increment 1000 gold, please.\u201d<br \/>\nDerek was first up: \u201cI\u2019ll give you 2000 gold for them. That\u2019s all I\u2019ve got.\u201d<br \/>\nChristine replied instantly \u201cHa! Loser. I\u2019ll give you 3000!\u201d<br \/>\nSharon waved her hand vigorously and said \u201c4000!\u201d<br \/>\nDerek glared briefly and shouted \u201c5000!\u201d<br \/>\nChristine gave Derek a look that could kill, and said \u201cYou lying scoundrel! That\u2019s me out.\u201d<br \/>\nSharon, grinning, said \u201cOh, so you want to play, do you Derek? 6000!\u201d<br \/>\nDerek responded \u201c7000!&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<br \/>\nWhat, cat got your tongue, Sharon?\u201d<br \/>\nSharon grimaced and snapped \u201c8000, you horrible little weasel!\u201d<br \/>\nThe barman slammed his hand on the counter and called out \u201cFinished squabbling, children? 9000! Beat that!\u201d<br \/>\nThe traveller, who had been watching this exchange as his mouth gradually opened wide in astonishment, suddenly spoke up. \u201cThis is fascinating and all, but I\u2019m in a hurry, and I need those berries. Twenty thousand gold!\u201d<br \/>\nA stunned silence ensued, broken after a minute or so by Ben, who bowed to the traveller and said \u201cSold to the gentleman of impressive means who can nevertheless spot a real bargain when he sees it.\u201d<br \/>\nThe traveller completed the sale with almost indecent haste, handing over an impressive sack of gold in exchange for the handful of berries, and left to spread the word of his good fortune. As soon as he was out of earshot the tavern erupted in laughter.<br \/>\nWiping the tears from his eyes, Ben said \u201cThat was great, everyone. You all played your parts brilliantly. Equal shares for everyone! And Sharon, thank you for the loan of the statue you made of your late dog Snuffles. It\u2019s a pity we didn\u2019t have quite enough gold paint to finish the job. He would have had quite a surprise if he looked under the tail and saw the brown spot.\u201d<br \/>\nChristine, as ever, had the last word \u201cCan I play Sharon\u2019s role next time? I feel like I need to tackle something a little meatier\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Music Credits<br \/>\nCombat, by Ome<br \/>\nRiver Styx (All Good Things), by Kailef<br \/>\nThe Virtue of Love, by Quetzacoatl<br \/>\nTHE END<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><div class=\"clammr-player\" data-title=\"Aurum Berries &#8211; by The New Britannia Theater Troupe\" data-imageUrl=\"\"><audio id=\"audio-7640-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%; visibility: hidden;\" src=\"http:\/\/thecaverns.net\/Podcasts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Aurum_Berries_revised.mp3\"><\/audio><\/div><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/thecaverns.net\/Podcasts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Album-with-EQ-BA-Stile-T-as-SM.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-medium wp-image-980 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/thecaverns.net\/Podcasts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Album-with-EQ-BA-Stile-T-as-SM-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"Album with EQ - B&amp;A - Stile T as SM\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thecaverns.net\/Podcasts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Album-with-EQ-BA-Stile-T-as-SM-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/thecaverns.net\/Podcasts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Album-with-EQ-BA-Stile-T-as-SM-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/thecaverns.net\/Podcasts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Album-with-EQ-BA-Stile-T-as-SM-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/thecaverns.net\/Podcasts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Album-with-EQ-BA-Stile-T-as-SM-144x144.jpg 144w, https:\/\/thecaverns.net\/Podcasts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Album-with-EQ-BA-Stile-T-as-SM-230x230.jpg 230w, https:\/\/thecaverns.net\/Podcasts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Album-with-EQ-BA-Stile-T-as-SM-900x900.jpg 900w, https:\/\/thecaverns.net\/Podcasts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Album-with-EQ-BA-Stile-T-as-SM.jpg 1400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<!--powerpress_player--><div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_4298\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-7640-3\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/cdb\/thecaverns.net\/Podcasts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Aurum_Berries_revised.mp3?_=3\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/cdb\/thecaverns.net\/Podcasts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Aurum_Berries_revised.mp3\">http:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/cdb\/thecaverns.net\/Podcasts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Aurum_Berries_revised.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_links_mp3\" style=\"margin-bottom: 1px !important;\">Podcast: <a href=\"http:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/cdb\/thecaverns.net\/Podcasts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Aurum_Berries_revised.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_pinw\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Play in new window\" onclick=\"return powerpress_pinw('https:\/\/thecaverns.net\/Podcasts\/?powerpress_pinw=7640-podcast');\" rel=\"nofollow\">Play in new window<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/cdb\/thecaverns.net\/Podcasts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Aurum_Berries_revised.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_d\" title=\"Download\" rel=\"nofollow\" download=\"Aurum_Berries_revised.mp3\">Download<\/a> (Duration: 10:02 &#8212; 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