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Welcome to a special edition of \u201cThe Beat of Novia\u201d as we celebrate the retirement of Governor Vallas Tellen!\u00a0 Now everyone &#8211; get out on the dance floor!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>NARRATOR<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Randy Wolfe and Melody Tareti dance the Samba in front of Alle. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>MELODY (grateful)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Randy, thank you for convincing me to attend Vallas\u2019 retirement party! \u00a0It has been SO long since I\u2019ve been out. I have been keeping myself busy with work ever since Frederick passed away a year ago\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>RANDY (reassuring)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Quite understandable, under the circumstances. I know how much you loved Frederick.\u00a0 He was taken away from you far too soon\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>NARRATOR<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Governor Vallas Tellen walks over to the couple.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>VALLAS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Ah\u2026Randy, my dear fellow, you really know how to throw a retirement party! Everyone seems to be having such a good time!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>RANDY<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Thank you, Vallas! Just my way of giving back to the community!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>VALLAS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Melody, you are looking quite lovely this evening! <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>MELODY (cheerful)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Why, thank you, Vallas!\u00a0 You are looking rather dashing yourself\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>VALLAS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>You are too kind, Melody! \u00a0May I borrow Randy for a few minutes?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 MELODY<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Certainly, I will give you two some time to talk! I will just head over to the bar and grab another mug of Fire Mountain ale!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>VALLAS (serious)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Randy, now that I am retiring from office, I have given much thought to my replacement. Of the top three candidates for the job, I think you are the most qualified. I intend to recommend you to the Council tomorrow.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>RANDY<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>I don\u2019t know what to say, Vallas\u2026\u00a0 I always assumed that either Lt. Governor Keldon or City Council member, Budner, would succeed you. I promise that if I am chosen by the people, I will serve to the best of my ability!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>VALLAS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Both Keldon and Budner are good men, but I think you have much better skilled at administration and public relations!\u00a0 Plus, I\u2019ve never fully trusted either one of them since that incident at the Bears\u2019 Fifth Anniversary party\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>You certainly have come a long way from that scrawny, penniless young sailor who arrived here from Kingsport fifteen years ago! \u00a0Now your import and export business rivals that of the merchant prince, Stile Teckel\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>I was disappointed to hear that your lovely wife, Astra, was unable to join us this evening\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>RANDY<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Unfortunately, she is still away visiting her cousin, the legendary bowmancer, Jarikith Rivinson, over in Rifts End.\u00a0 I still find it hard to believe that in three months, I am going to be a father\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>VALLAS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>I\u2019m sure that you will be a fine father!\u00a0 After all, you have had plenty of experience dealing with children through your volunteer work at Melody Tareti\u2019s Orphanage for Lost Souls. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Have you two decided upon a name for your daughter yet?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>RANDY<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>We decided that we will name her Molly, in honor of her maternal grandmother.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Oh my\u2026look at the time! \u00a0I must be off now. I have an early business meeting tomorrow with Asclepius, Director of the New Britannia Theatre Troupe, about financing their latest production, \u201cLittle, Lost Bear Cub\u201d. \u00a0Phillip and the boys will clean up when the festivities are over\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>VALLAS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Good night, Randy! Please stop by my office tomorrow afternoon and I will formally present you to the members of the City Council.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>RANDY<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>I will\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>***************************************************************************************<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>(Insert music track # 3 \u2013 starts off very romantic, but turns very dark and sinister halfway through)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>NARRATOR<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>SCENE II<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Later that evening, on a cliff on the far side of the island\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>A beautiful, raven haired, voluptuous (and very pregnant!) young barmaid known as Shannon Kiras anxiously waits for her lover, Randall Wolfe.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>NARRATOR<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Randy steps out of the shadows. Shannon runs to him and they embrace and share a passionate kiss.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>SHANNON (happy)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Randy, my beloved, I am so glad that you are finally here!\u00a0 I have been waiting for nearly an hour! I don\u2019t understand why we couldn\u2019t simply meet at your home or at the Tavern\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>NARRATOR<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Randy moves behind Shannon and rests his hands on her shoulders as they both look up at the blood-red shattered moon in the pitch-black night sky.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>RANDY (whispering)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>You know I can\u2019t risk anyone seeing us together, especially since I am running for office! I must maintain my image as a pillar of the community!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>SHANNON (anxious)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>But what about after our daughter, Amber, is born\u2026? You promised me that you would leave Astra and marry me\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>RANDY (whispering)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>I know I did\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>You know I only married Astra for her late father\u2019s three galleons, which allowed me to start my import and export business.\u00a0 It was so easy to seduce her with my good looks and charming demeanor. She is SO thin and plain looking! She may be an excellent cook, but I hunger for the pleasures of the flesh!\u00a0\u00a0 I have really enjoyed our many nights of passion this past year, my beautiful Shannon, but, unfortunately, I can\u2019t afford to have that nosy reporter from The Avatar Express, Fionwyn Wyldemane, finding out about our affair when I am so close to achieving my goal. As my ancestor, the great Obsidian General, Damian Trumbull, once said, \u201c<\/strong><strong>He who controls the media can sway public opinion in his favor.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Now it is time to move on to greener pastures! It seems that the beautiful widow, Melody Tareti, inherited a large fortune from her dearly departed husband, Frederick, who died from food poisoning.\u00a0 Bad fish, they say\u2026 <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Ah well, my dear\u2026all good things must come to an end!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>SHANNON (shocked and upset)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>What?! You are breaking up with me?!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>RANDY (sinister, whispering)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>You could say that\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>NARRATOR<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Randy suddenly snaps Shannon\u2019s neck in one quick motion!\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>(Insert \u201cNeck Breaking\u201d sound effect \u2013 recorded by Mike Koenig)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Her lifeless body slumps to the ground, a look of astonishment frozen on her face. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 (Insert \u201dFall\u201d sound effect.)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Randy rolls her corpse off the cliff and watches as it splashes into the water far below.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>(Insert \u201cSplash1\u201d sound effect \u2013 recorded by Gene Le Fave)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>He takes out his monogrammed silk handkerchief and wipes the sweat from his forehead. An evil grin crosses Randy\u2019s face.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>(Randy laughs evilly.)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>***************************************************************************************<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>(Insert music track # 4 \u2013 something that is scary as hell!)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>NARRATOR<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>SCENE III<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Five years later\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>(Insert \u201cThunderstorm\u201d sound effect \u2013 recorded by Tim)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>It is a dark and stormy night and Governor Wolfe is having trouble sleeping. His wife, Astra, has her back to him and is peacefully snoring. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Randy suddenly finds himself in a dark and desolate place, with the ground covered in fog.\u00a0 He hears constant whispering but can\u2019t make out the words.\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>(Insert \u201cGhost Whispers\u201d sound effect \u2013 recorded by Litruv)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>The whispering grows louder and then disembodied hands suddenly appear and start pawing at him.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>(Insert \u201cHell\u201d sound effect \u2013 recorded by Mike Koenig)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>RANDY (screaming)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Nooooo!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>NARRATOR<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Randy suddenly sits up in bed and looks around the room. He is drenched in sweat.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>RANDY (relieved)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>It was just a nightmare\u2026just a nightmare&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>SHANNON (scary, ghost voice)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>No, it wasn\u2019t!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>NARRATOR<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Randy screams in horror as he sees, not his wife, Astra, lying there beside him in bed, but the gray, and decaying corpse of Shannon, wearing a tattered, red dress and covered in seaweed!\u00a0 She reaches out to him with bony fingers\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>SHANNON (scary, ghost voice)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>I have come back for you, Randy!\u00a0 Heh\u2026heh\u2026 Don\u2019t you want a hug and a kiss?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>RANDY (screaming)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>No! Get the hell away from me!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>NARRATOR<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0Randy bolts from the bed and runs into the hallway.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>(Insert \u201cCreaking Door\u201d sound effect \u2013 recorded by Mike Koenig)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>The door to his daughter\u2019s room suddenly creaks open, and he sees the gray, decaying corpse of a raven-haired, five-year old girl wearing a tattered, white sleeping gown. She is dripping wet. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>(Insert \u201cSpooky Water Drops\u201d sound effect \u2013 recorded by Mike Koenig)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>The little girl is clutching a worn-out, brown teddy bear in her left hand. The partially torn teddy bear is missing half of its stuffing and its right eye, and its mouth is curled in a snarl.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>AMBER (spooky, childlike ghost voice)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Why did you kill me, daddy, before I was born?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Why didn\u2019t you love me as much as Molly?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>NARRATOR<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Randy starts sweating profusely as he slowly backs away. \u00a0He glances around for something he can use as a weapon, to no avail.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Shannon shambles out into the hallway and both she and her daughter slowly move towards Randy with outstretched arms, as does the now animated teddy bear!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>(Insert \u201cZombie Attack Walk\u201d sound effect \u2013 recorded by Mike Koenig)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>SHANNON and AMBER (ghostly moaning)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>So hungry!\u00a0 We will feast on your tender flesh!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>NARRATOR<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>A frightened Randy turns and run towards the staircase, failing to notice the toy that his daughter, Molly, had left on the floor at the top of the stairs. He trips over it and goes tumbling down the staircase!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>(Insert \u201cFalling Down Wooden Stairs\u201d sound effect \u2013 recorded by Benboncan)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>(Insert \u201cLeg Breaking\u201d sound effect \u2013 recorded by Mike Koenig)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>RANDY (moaning in pain)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Argh\u2026I can\u2019t get up!\u00a0 I think I broke both of my legs!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>NARRATOR<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Shannon and Amber encircle Randy while he is lying prone on the floor.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>SHANNON and AMBER (moaning)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Meat! Meat! <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>NARRATOR<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Shannon and Amber start tearing away chunks of flesh from Randy\u2019s exposed arms and legs and eagerly devour them. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>(Insert \u201cFlesh and Bone Tearing Away\u201d sound effect \u2013 recorded by Mike Koenig)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>RANDY <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>(starts screaming VERY loudly)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>SHANNON and AMBER<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Mmm\u2026tastes SO good\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>(Insert <\/em><\/strong><strong><em>\u201cBlood Squirts\u201d sound effect \u2013 recorded by Mike Koenig<\/em><\/strong><strong><em>)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>NARRATOR<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>The animated teddy bear leaps onto Randy\u2019s face, claws out his right eye, and places it in his own eye socket, where it instantly becomes fully functional! The gleeful teddy bear proceeds to scalp Randy with his razor-sharp claws and starts pounding on his exposed skull! \u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>(Insert \u201cPeeling Face Off\u201d sound effect \u2013 recorded by Mike Koenig)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>GEORDIE (eager)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Geordie wants brains! Geordie wants brains\u2026NOW!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>(Insert \u201cStrange Angels\u201d sound effect &#8211; recorded by martysonic)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>NARRATOR<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Suddenly, a familiar, beautiful, red-haired young woman clad in white emerges from a cloud of smoke in front of Randy. Shannon, Amber, and Geordie immediately stop munching on Randy.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>MOTHER (comforting)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>My darling Randy\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>RANDY (confused)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Mother? But you died long ago when I was but a wee child!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>NARRATOR<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>The smiling woman, who is bathed in a glowing yellow aura, nods.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>RANDY (pleading)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Mother, please help me! <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>NARRATOR<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Mother glares at Shannon, Amber, and Geordie and they quickly back away from Randy.\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>RANDY<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>(breathes a sigh of relief)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>NARRATOR<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Mother stretches out her right hand and a crimson glow envelops the area over Randy\u2019s heart.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>(Insert \u201cSpooky Heart Beats\u201d sound effect \u2013 recorded by Mike Koenig)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>NARRATOR<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Randy clutches his chest!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>RANDY (crying out)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>My heart!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>MOTHER (hissing)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Evil is a master of disguise. It can be anywhere\u2026and anyone.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>NARRATOR <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Randy\u2019s mother suddenly transforms into a big, red female demon and plunges her clawed hand into his chest, pulling out his beating heart!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>MOTHER (hissing)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>If you expect to wake up from this nightmare, think again. This isn\u2019t a dream. This is hell and you\u2019re here\u2026FOREVER! \u00a0Your soul is\u2026MINE!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>NARRATOR<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>The female demon proceeds to devour Randy\u2019s beating heart!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>(Insert \u201cBlood Squirts\u201d sound effect \u2013 recorded by Mike Koenig)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>RANDY<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>(lets out a BLOODCURDLING scream.)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>NARRATOR<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Randy dies with a horrified look frozen on his face\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>(Insert \u201cEerie Horror Scene\u201d sound effect &#8211; recorded by BlastWaveFx)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>***************************************************************************************<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>(Insert music track # 5 \u2013 something which starts out very bright and cheerful but becomes very haunting halfway through)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>(Insert \u201cSunny Day\u201d sound effect \u2013 recorded by Stephan)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>NARRATOR<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>SCENE IV<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>A few days later\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>The pallbearers lower the ornate, solid gold, jewel encrusted coffin containing Randall Wolfe\u2019s body into the grave.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>(Insert \u201cOpening Casket\u201d sound effect \u2013 recorded by Mike Koenig)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>MOLLY (cries out)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Daddy!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>NARRATOR<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Molly tries to throw herself on the descending coffin, but Astra manages to grab her in time and pulls her into a deep embrace.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>ASTRA (breathing heavily)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>I\u2019ve got you, dear\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>MOLLY (sobbing)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>I miss my daddy!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>ASTRA (comforting)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>I know, dear, but rest assured that one day we will be reunited with your father again\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>MOLLY (quietly sobbing)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>I hope so\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>NARRATOR<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Vallas Tellen walks over to give his condolences to Astra and Molly.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>VALLAS (sighing)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Ah\u2026such a tragic accident\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Astra, my deepest condolences to both you and Molly. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>ASTRA (mournful)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Thank you, Vallas. \u00a0Randy really looked up to you. You were like the father he never had\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>VALLAS (sad)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>I know. If you ever need anything, do not hesitate to ask!\u00a0 May the shadows of the night guide and protect you!\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>NARRATOR<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>After the others leave, Molly turns to her mom.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>AMBER (spooky, child-like ghost voice)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Now will we have that happy life we dreamed of long ago, mommy?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>NARRATOR<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Shannon smiles and hugs Amber.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>SHANNON (spooky ghost voice)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Yes, my beloved Amber, now that our spirits have possessed Astra and Molly\u2019s bodies and we have inherited a large fortune from your late father, the future looks bright\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>NARRATOR<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>THE END<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>***************************************************************************************<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>(Insert music track #6 \u2013 another orchestral piece)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>SOUND EFFECT CREDITS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<strong>All sound effects used in this production are licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>(<\/strong><a href=\"https:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by\/3.0\/\">https:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by\/3.0\/<\/a><strong>)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>The following sound effects can be found at:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/soundbible.com\">http:\/\/soundbible.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cParty Crowd\u201d \u2013 recorded by Daniel Simon<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cNeck Breaking\u201d\u2013 recorded by Mike Koenig<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cThunderstorm\u201d \u2013 recorded by Tim<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cHell\u201d \u2013 recorded by Mike Koenig<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cCreaking Door\u201d \u2013 recorded by Mike Koenig<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cSpooky Water Drops\u201d \u2013 recorded by Mike Koenig<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cZombie Attack Walk\u201d \u2013 recorded by Mike Koenig<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cLeg Breaking\u201d \u2013 recorded by Mike Koenig<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cFlesh and Bone Tearing Away\u201d \u2013 recorded by Mike Koenig<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cBlood Squirts\u201d \u2013 recorded by Mike Koenig<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cPeeling Face Off\u201d \u2013 recorded by Mike Koenig<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cSpooky Heart Beats\u201d \u2013 recorded by Mike Koenig<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cEerie Horror Scene\u201d \u2013 recorded by BlastWaveFx<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cSunny Day\u201d \u2013 recorded by Stephan<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cOpening Casket\u201d \u2013 recorded by Mike Koenig<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>The following sound effects can be found at:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/freesound.org\"><strong>http:\/\/freesound.org<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cSplash 1\u201d \u2013 recorded by Gene LeFave<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cGhost Whispers\u201d \u2013 recorded by Litruv<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cFalling Down Wooden Stairs\u201d \u2013 recorded by Benboncam<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cStrange Angels\u201d &#8211; 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